Reason #219

There are probably a zillion reasons why I am a terrible person. I am too sarcastic to children is probably the   number one reason for sure but I just can't help it. If a three year old insists on asking "Ehrin, What's your name?" fifty times in the space of five minutes. I just can't help it, the sarcasm just flows like an uncontrolled tidal wave. I am also skeptical of so many people. The things they say!! It's like yeah I am just going to go ahead and call BS on that right now. Or people that say they will do things it's like yeah that will happen when pigs sprout wings and take of into a cumulus clouds, do barrel rolls, and then land in my back yard. I am also skeptical of love. I wish I wasn't because it is a real mood killer I have noticed. Like when people are like "oh man I miss my boyfriend I am counting down the days till he gets back from his mission" (this is not referring to Lennyx and Ryan fyi I seriously hope that works out lol.) I just think it probably won't work out. Or people who say they like being single but then throw a big ol' pity party for themselves when dates don't happen. If you were really ok with being single then you wouldn't talk about your dating woes. Because you wouldn't care. It is just hard for me to get excited and care about love and junk when I don't feel that way about anybody. Also I hid healthy things in my families food without their knowledge. I am making them healthy without their consent. If my 2% milk drinking, sugar swilling, butter loving family knew this I am sure they would be horrified but hey that's what terrible people do right?