Satan

Satan is pretty cafty sometimes. He has spent a long time perfecting how to tempt each ad every one of us. You think maybe he could devote is time to something more worthwhile like knitting sweaters or homeless people but noooo he doesn't want homeless people to be happy and have cuddly sweaters because he is jealous they have a body to put a sweater on! Jerk. Also yesterday it hit me how bad the world is geting :/ it makes me super bummed out. Like yesterday I was a the library and some of the keyboards are kind of sucky so you have to smash the keys to get them to type certain letters. I was trying to type google and ended up with oogle because the G key was being stupid and it took me to this horrifying website! I try to exit out and more and more stuff pops up and it does that thing where its like are you sure you wan to leave this page? EWWW why does it even ask!?!? If I click the exit buton yeah its pretty obvious I want to leave this disgusting page you sprung on me wen I was trying to do a google search on crayons. I just hate that mistakes as innocent as not hitting the G key hard enough bring about such unforseen and disgusting consequences. We have to be more careful everyone. You don't even need to go looking for sin because these days it will come looking for YOU. Please remember what you have been taught. Don't let him win :/