An Original Poem by Me :)

Today I made granola
With oil of Canola

I am wearing a button up shirt
Tucked into my black pencil skirt

I chew peppermint gum
I helps me think better and not be dumb

I love my roommates and the wild times
The laughter would rival the biggest windchimes

I love to eat fruit like a LOT
Good thing apples are what I bought!

Kelsey is threatening to kill Denise
I don't know anybody named Patrice

I wish it were spring so I could soak up the sun!
Although tans give you cancer I definitely need one

I need to write my english paper but I am writing this poem instead
Come on creative thoughts fill my head!

Satan

Satan is pretty cafty sometimes. He has spent a long time perfecting how to tempt each ad every one of us. You think maybe he could devote is time to something more worthwhile like knitting sweaters or homeless people but noooo he doesn't want homeless people to be happy and have cuddly sweaters because he is jealous they have a body to put a sweater on! Jerk. Also yesterday it hit me how bad the world is geting :/ it makes me super bummed out. Like yesterday I was a the library and some of the keyboards are kind of sucky so you have to smash the keys to get them to type certain letters. I was trying to type google and ended up with oogle because the G key was being stupid and it took me to this horrifying website! I try to exit out and more and more stuff pops up and it does that thing where its like are you sure you wan to leave this page? EWWW why does it even ask!?!? If I click the exit buton yeah its pretty obvious I want to leave this disgusting page you sprung on me wen I was trying to do a google search on crayons. I just hate that mistakes as innocent as not hitting the G key hard enough bring about such unforseen and disgusting consequences. We have to be more careful everyone. You don't even need to go looking for sin because these days it will come looking for YOU. Please remember what you have been taught. Don't let him win :/

Individuality and Stuff

I am the only me that has ever been me. Nobody will ever look quite the same as me, act the same as me, say the same things as me, or think the way I do. I will from now on embrace this! And you all should too. It's like when you go to the mall and buy a super cute top and it makes you look so good and you wear it to school and another girl is wearing the same exact one. It sucks, you want to go home and immediately change and never wear said shirt again. Why do we want to be so much like other people then?! Why doesn't that thought give us the same reaction as the shirt? We were made different for a reason. Embrace it. Rejoice in it. Throw a party about it!! I can just see that now lol. "So whats this great party for?" "It's because I am SO glad I don't look like you!" Lets not be rude now children. Just wake up with a smile on your face because you are different. You are that awesome outfit everyone is like OMG where did you get that?! Spread the word. Spread the joy.

Obligatory Valentines Post

I have no Valentine. So I picked my dog! :) sometimes I am just in awe of my lameness but its cool whatever. My dog is soft and fuzzy and when you let him loose in a field of animals he herds them. He also herds small children. He likes popsicles, sandwiches, cheese, and apples. He doesn't like strawberries or watermelon which is too bad watchig him tackle a slice of watermelon would be funny. He knows when I am mad at him because he scrunches up in a ball on his rug in the laundry room. He likes to play fetch and go on runs with me. Basically we are perfect for eachother and stuff so all you people should be jealous that you don't have a Valentine like mine :)

I Try So Hard!

I feel like I try so dang hard and get absolutely nowhere. Kinda like when I swim (fyi I suck at swimming I can lay on the bottom of the pool no sweat) I workout and I am dripping sweat and trying so hard my face scrunches up and I am trying my hardest but I seem to be making little progress. It's discouraging :/ also I try so hard in math and I don't understand. Please don't ever ask me to do your taxes I will utterly fail. Trust in turbo tax or a certified accountant. I also never know whats going on in art. Like we have quizzes on the topics we are working  on in the class and I somehow never know what the topics are and always study the wrong thing. I also can not do the project we are working on. I DO NOT PAINT PEOPLE!! I hope it goes well I haven't started painting it yet hopefully all goes as planned. And English we talk about these papers we are supposed to work on or whatever and its all just so obscure that I just kind of write it and hope for the best that I am hitting the mark. Nutrition is stinking easy thank goodness. That class makes me feel like a genius because I know a lot about nutrition. I also made some vegan peanut butter cookies because I am trying to be healthier and junk because eating a bunch of pretzels with carmel kisses melted on top of them for dinner with your roomie kind of makes you feel like crap. Thats probably why my working out is getting me nowhere. How am I supposed to be babe status in my swimsuit this summer?! I also realized what my dream job is today I want to either be an aerobics or crossfit instructor. I feel like those would be super awesome. I would workout for my job so I workout and make money. That's like a dream come true! Except I can't do planks worth crap so once I can do that I will be good to go :)

Bugged

Lately I have been bugged. By a lot of things. Like when I am working on my very important English paper and I need some silence and some idiot is yacking on the phone. If you wanna talk on the phone go do it somewhere else otherwise I will have to take drastic action and pile drive you. Seriously lets be intelligent for once and think about others. Or when things are just a tad too loud. Like if I am trying to sleep and seriously I sleep like a rock so if you wake me up with your loudness you are being WAY too loud. This is in reference to the people that live above us. It's like those idiots decide to start jump roping or something at like 11:00 at night! It is enough to make me contemplate pulling extremely rude pranks on them. Or doing the dishes. I hate doing the dishes and it seems like I do them 9 times a day. I seem super calm while I am doing them but on the inside I am yelling and roiling and boiling with inner rage. I need some yoga or a massage or something. Preferably a massage because my shoulders and upper back are like one huge knot of muscle these days maybe that is what is making me grouchy. I  am very excited to go home next friday that should put me in a better mood because I can get mor eof my moms homemade pomegranite jelly!

Sunday Musings I Have When I Should be Doing Other Things

SOOO I was talking to my mother today on the phone telling her about my life and all the adventurous things I do like babysitt and think about how boys are super attractive but sometimes they are dip sticks. Yes. I said it DIP STICKS. Not the fun dip kind either. Not even close. And also how a cat bit my cheek yesterday. My mom laughs at all my jokes too :) which I love and think is really nice of her because I don't think I am really all that funny lol. But anyway we were talking about this kid that aggrevates me because he says he will do stuff and does absolutely nothing. I am a woman of action!! I simply can not stand for such things! I have low patience. I am trying to work on it. For the children but its harrrrrd. And then she asked me if I cried about it. I told her no because firstly: I don't cry over spilt milk or losers. Secondly: my tear ducts are like broken I think? I seriously have not cried since I came to college which is not normal for me because I am super emotional. Especially when I watch sad movies. But lately I have been as dry as the mojave desert over here! Its not good though because when I finally do cry somebody build an ark cause its about to flood. Also church was super great lots of great comments about testimonies. I have gained my testimony of the LDS church through a series of big and small events. Like being in the hospital and receiving a preisthood blessing. Or when I am driving, being prompted to stop and wait before I back out of the driveway and a car zooms past. It just amazes me to think that god cares for each of us individually no matter how dumb the problem is like you can't find your car keys or something. The love hem has for each of us individually is just incredable plus he knows us so well! Better than we even know ourselves! It's quite the blessing :)