I am having Roommate Issues.

They don't know I have this blog or read this blog so I am just going to assume that I can just say whatever I want. They have guys over on week nights till pretty dang late at night. They don't have classes at that start at 8:00 in the morning. Anybody else see a problem? Why can't they ever just go to somebody else's house?!?!?!?! Really though! Then we had this huge roommate meeting about....DISHES. Because Hannah can't stand to have dishes in the sink at any time. And those dishes can't be soaking off the crap that is on them. Heaven forbid!!! And this is the girl that makes bacon and then leaves the frying pan with the grease in it on the FREAKING stove ALL weekend LONG!!!!!!! I do not understand her. I also do not like the fact that when I am cooking dinner for all of us she comes in and tells me how "Her mom makes it this way and it is SOO good". Look. I don't care how your mother makes things. I am making dinner the way I want to if you don't like it don't eat it. Like the other day I was making BLT's for us and making the bacon and the outside strips were crispy but the inside ones weren't yet. So I try to cook them longer and she is like "Don't! I like floppy bacon!" So I am like ok and put it on paper towels to drain the grease. Then what bacon does she eat? THE CRISPY FREAKIN BACON!!!! I swear if I have to go to sleep to the sound of Chandler or Hannah's "boy voices" (the annoying way girls talk to boys when they think they are being way funny and flirty and cute when in fact they just sound like a loud herd of buffalo) one more time I am going to flip out. Majorly flip out.