Just Don't

DON'T EAT MY GRAPES OR I WILL CUT YOU!!!! Seriously. I do not buy grapes so you fatty's can eat them after zumba before you guys go get burgers. So I am being nice this one time. Next time expect to be prison shanked with a toothbrush. I mean the chocolate chip episode  was bad enough but this. This right here is just wrong on so many levels. I don't want to have to hide my delicious green grapes from your greedy paws. Because chances are I will forget where I put those delicious little green guys and then they will be rotten raisins. I like raisins. From the store. Not from hidden grapes. So let this be a valuable lesson to all. Don't take my grapes because: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want (really I do though, you want my grapes) but I will find you. And when I do I will kill you. Kill you dead.