Surprise!!

My life has been full of lots of interesting revelations lately I feel like. I also feel like I have been being a brat when I say my prayers. Like gimme this and that. Turns out you can not demand things from the lord. That is just so rude lol. SO I have been practicing being way more thankful for the things he does give me! And what do you know he as been blessing me a ton! I love him he is so great :) and I know that good things are in store for me I just have to practice my patience (curse that dang patience) and at the right time the good stuff I have been asking about will happen!

Just Don't

DON'T EAT MY GRAPES OR I WILL CUT YOU!!!! Seriously. I do not buy grapes so you fatty's can eat them after zumba before you guys go get burgers. So I am being nice this one time. Next time expect to be prison shanked with a toothbrush. I mean the chocolate chip episode  was bad enough but this. This right here is just wrong on so many levels. I don't want to have to hide my delicious green grapes from your greedy paws. Because chances are I will forget where I put those delicious little green guys and then they will be rotten raisins. I like raisins. From the store. Not from hidden grapes. So let this be a valuable lesson to all. Don't take my grapes because: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want (really I do though, you want my grapes) but I will find you. And when I do I will kill you. Kill you dead.

My Birthday!

My 19th birthday was yesterday so happy birthday to me! It was a fun time because I celebrated my birthday THREE times this year! If that's not fun idk what is folks lol. The first time was at my house like 2 weeks ago and I had delicious spaghetti and strawberry spinach salad. I also made homemade cupcakes with cloud frosting. Then on the 3rd my parents took me out to eat and bought me groceries and this cool running tank top. Then yesterday on my actual birthday me and my roommates had a party with burgers and a birthday cake because it was chandler's birthday last week. Also Curtis was there to. That's my cousin Holly's friend boy ;) and it was his birthday on the 3rd so we all blew out candles and stuff. BUT stupid Brian, Connor, and Landon came over for burgers and then just left. Like seriously just came for food. Didn't even know we were celebrating anybodies birthday at all even though we told those incredibly idiotic young men about it last week. So yeah no more making food for them because they suck. Also our toilet got clogged and the water ran over the top and got nasty water all over the bathroom floor TWICE. Isn't that a great thing to wake up to at 6:30 in the morning? Finally got the manager over here and he just used our plunger and fixed it in two seconds. What. The. Heck. Also I have washed towels like 5 times today. My bath towel to be exact because that is what that mess got mopped up with. Disgusting. Well I guess being 19 comes with a whole new set of plumbing related struggles lol.