Reason #219

There are probably a zillion reasons why I am a terrible person. I am too sarcastic to children is probably the   number one reason for sure but I just can't help it. If a three year old insists on asking "Ehrin, What's your name?" fifty times in the space of five minutes. I just can't help it, the sarcasm just flows like an uncontrolled tidal wave. I am also skeptical of so many people. The things they say!! It's like yeah I am just going to go ahead and call BS on that right now. Or people that say they will do things it's like yeah that will happen when pigs sprout wings and take of into a cumulus clouds, do barrel rolls, and then land in my back yard. I am also skeptical of love. I wish I wasn't because it is a real mood killer I have noticed. Like when people are like "oh man I miss my boyfriend I am counting down the days till he gets back from his mission" (this is not referring to Lennyx and Ryan fyi I seriously hope that works out lol.) I just think it probably won't work out. Or people who say they like being single but then throw a big ol' pity party for themselves when dates don't happen. If you were really ok with being single then you wouldn't talk about your dating woes. Because you wouldn't care. It is just hard for me to get excited and care about love and junk when I don't feel that way about anybody. Also I hid healthy things in my families food without their knowledge. I am making them healthy without their consent. If my 2% milk drinking, sugar swilling, butter loving family knew this I am sure they would be horrified but hey that's what terrible people do right?

Accidents!

I feel like my latest blog posts have been seriously un-hilarious in nature and that is highly abnormal for me so sorry! But anyway back to the theme of this post I think I may have accidentally had a mid-life crisis today not that I am in the middle of my life or anything (I hope to live past the age of 36) but I don't know what else to call it so accidental mid-life crisis it is. Let me set the scene for you guys. It is approximately 2:00 in the afternoon it's cloudy outside and I am watching the movie "The Last Song" in our brown la-z-boy chair. AND ACTION!! So the movie was at the part where the kids know the dad is sick with cancer and the little boy is trying to finish the stained glass window before his dad dies because they had been working on it together all summer. And cue the crying lol. Then I got my crisis because I was like I want my dad to last forever! Because I am not finished with this guy yet! And life is so unpredictable and then I started to think what if I never find THE one and die alone and sad! What if. What if. What if. It accidentally  plagues my thoughts sometimes.

Makes Life Harder

So I babysitt this super cute little three year old and her parents are not together and the dad is pretty much a dead beat. Poor little girl huh? The mom doesn't like the dad because he was never there when she was a baby and does pretty much nothing for her. Sure she hangs out with him every once in a while but that's it. He gets to be the "fun parent" every so often then move on with his life. The mom on the other hand works her butt of for this little girl and is working on going back to school so she can better care for her. The dad tells the little girl that her mom is terrible and all this jazz and you can tell it has affected her because she used to run around and love to be busy and play and now she just wants to sit on the porch and wait all day for her mom to get home. Which is really different from the little girl who could hardly sit still last week. I really hope that she takes his buns to court and gets all the rights because seriously who tries to turn a little kid against their mom when you have never been there for her? A psycho. That's who. Lesson learned her peeps get married THEN have kids so you don't have to deal with all this.

Kiddos

Yesterday I taught the 9-10 primary class and they were awful. Like wouldn't listen kept having side conversations and running around the room and playing with their gum. It was horrible. Which is weird because all the kids in the class I know their parents and they definitely should have been better behaved than that. I was talking to my mom about it and my dad and come to find out that every teacher they have had has trouble with them because they simply can't handle doing activities without taking things over the top and being silly.So my dad said he would come with me next week and sit in there if I wanted them. My dad is not some huge guy he is pretty average and skinny and really nice but please believe he can be formidable when he wants to be. But I was stressing about it and said like a zillion prayers last night in my bed because I was really worried and stressing out about it because I need to 1. Get these kids under control because they can't keep running around the room. You can't do that when you get older. 2. They need to learn their scripture stories. I just want to say that if I were their age I would beat them up lol. However I am 18 and I refuse to let these kids get the better of me. I am going to show Ethan Leavitt who is boss because nobody else in his life seems to be able to do so. Stay tuned. I still have 4 more weeks of this business.