The Eff List

 Unlike a lot of people I am not from Utah. I can't remember te last time I was in snow before I moved here. And around this time back home its mildly chilly and spring is starting to well spring forth! I like warm weather like a lot so being freezing cold every stupid day for the last oh 4 1/2 monts is making me mildly depessed. I am usually pretty happy so this wild change of attitude brought on by the cold was pretty surprising. It gets worse though all this cold and slush and disgustingness makes me want to...swear! Actual cuss words not the replacements like heck and flippin and shiz. So I have just resigned myself to making a mental list of things that make me really ticked off. I call it the eff list. Thigs that make you think "oh eff" when they happen. Enjoy.
The Eff List

1.The cold

2.Shaving and gettig prickly due to said cold

3.Slipping on the patch of ice that takes weeks to melt in front of our apartment

4.Tons of the keyboards in the library totally suck. Hard.
See wat I mea here people i try to tpe ad ou ee a traslato to decipe it

5.Dishes

6. My math class

7.Being hangry in math class (hangry:being so hungry it makes you angry, symptoms may be caused by low blood sugar)

8.Coin operated dryers that take forever to get your clothes dry thus wasting many quarters

9. Person:Ehrin! Me: What?
Person: Ehrin!! Me: What?
Person: Ehrin!!! Me: WHAT?!?!
Person: Why are you yelling at me?
*strogly resist urge to punch said person in throat*

10. When there is no mail in the mailbox :( it's a bummer.