Thursday, October 27, 2011

Cold Fingers and Toes

I got in the shower this morning and there is a problem with the showers in Juniper. They vent all the steam out of there! So when you are standing in your shower stall its different than at home you don't feel all warm and toasty like normal the front of you is cold and the back of you is toasty from the water so you turn around to get your front toasty but then your back is cold. And you can't just spin around like that for your whole shower! Can you imagine shampooing it would be like a soapy cyclone in there! And then you slip and fall and hit your head and die. Game over. i can just imagine the conversation in heaven that would ensue. "How did you die?" "I was saving puppies from a burning pet store!" "I was fighting of a burglar to save a lady and her daughter and he killed me cause they got away". "I slipped and hit my head in a soapy shower cyclone." I doubt they have stones in heaven so that they could stone the person for their idiocy so I bet they would just clobber them with clouds or something. So in order to prevent such a violent scene in heaven they should fix the showers here. And so when I get out my hands wont be freezing and unable to warm up because alas I have not made the investment in a personal hand holder. Someday soon though it's gonna happen :)

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