Thanks For the Uncalled For Assumption

Yeah lol uncalled for assumptions. They are awesome. Like when somebody who doesn't know you very well assumes something about you thats pretty normal it's just them trying to figure you out. But it's different when somebody who should know you because they are your best friend makes an off-base assumption about your life. Story time children!! *Cue magical music reading rainbow style* So I was giving my best friend and her parents a tour of SUU yesterday because she is coming here in the fall. So we are walking and talking about something and her dad asks if I work down here and I said no but I have looked for jobs but not a lot fit with my class schedule. And then she pipes up and says yeah her parents probably pay for everything anyway so it doesn't matter. She is always saying little things like that about me too! And it irks me! Like she just assumes I have all this money to throw around and its like why do you worry or care about how much money me or my parents have? It isn't really any of your business anyway. I mean it's not like everytime we hang out I am showing off or making it rain or anything haha! No matter how many times I try to explain to her that I don't it obviously isn't sticking because she still says those types of things. And its annoying. Don't assume things when I have told you otherwise like a MILLION times lol.

The Eff List

 Unlike a lot of people I am not from Utah. I can't remember te last time I was in snow before I moved here. And around this time back home its mildly chilly and spring is starting to well spring forth! I like warm weather like a lot so being freezing cold every stupid day for the last oh 4 1/2 monts is making me mildly depessed. I am usually pretty happy so this wild change of attitude brought on by the cold was pretty surprising. It gets worse though all this cold and slush and disgustingness makes me want to...swear! Actual cuss words not the replacements like heck and flippin and shiz. So I have just resigned myself to making a mental list of things that make me really ticked off. I call it the eff list. Thigs that make you think "oh eff" when they happen. Enjoy.
The Eff List

1.The cold

2.Shaving and gettig prickly due to said cold

3.Slipping on the patch of ice that takes weeks to melt in front of our apartment

4.Tons of the keyboards in the library totally suck. Hard.
See wat I mea here people i try to tpe ad ou ee a traslato to decipe it

5.Dishes

6. My math class

7.Being hangry in math class (hangry:being so hungry it makes you angry, symptoms may be caused by low blood sugar)

8.Coin operated dryers that take forever to get your clothes dry thus wasting many quarters

9. Person:Ehrin! Me: What?
Person: Ehrin!! Me: What?
Person: Ehrin!!! Me: WHAT?!?!
Person: Why are you yelling at me?
*strogly resist urge to punch said person in throat*

10. When there is no mail in the mailbox :( it's a bummer.

An Original Poem by Me :)

Today I made granola
With oil of Canola

I am wearing a button up shirt
Tucked into my black pencil skirt

I chew peppermint gum
I helps me think better and not be dumb

I love my roommates and the wild times
The laughter would rival the biggest windchimes

I love to eat fruit like a LOT
Good thing apples are what I bought!

Kelsey is threatening to kill Denise
I don't know anybody named Patrice

I wish it were spring so I could soak up the sun!
Although tans give you cancer I definitely need one

I need to write my english paper but I am writing this poem instead
Come on creative thoughts fill my head!

Satan

Satan is pretty cafty sometimes. He has spent a long time perfecting how to tempt each ad every one of us. You think maybe he could devote is time to something more worthwhile like knitting sweaters or homeless people but noooo he doesn't want homeless people to be happy and have cuddly sweaters because he is jealous they have a body to put a sweater on! Jerk. Also yesterday it hit me how bad the world is geting :/ it makes me super bummed out. Like yesterday I was a the library and some of the keyboards are kind of sucky so you have to smash the keys to get them to type certain letters. I was trying to type google and ended up with oogle because the G key was being stupid and it took me to this horrifying website! I try to exit out and more and more stuff pops up and it does that thing where its like are you sure you wan to leave this page? EWWW why does it even ask!?!? If I click the exit buton yeah its pretty obvious I want to leave this disgusting page you sprung on me wen I was trying to do a google search on crayons. I just hate that mistakes as innocent as not hitting the G key hard enough bring about such unforseen and disgusting consequences. We have to be more careful everyone. You don't even need to go looking for sin because these days it will come looking for YOU. Please remember what you have been taught. Don't let him win :/

Individuality and Stuff

I am the only me that has ever been me. Nobody will ever look quite the same as me, act the same as me, say the same things as me, or think the way I do. I will from now on embrace this! And you all should too. It's like when you go to the mall and buy a super cute top and it makes you look so good and you wear it to school and another girl is wearing the same exact one. It sucks, you want to go home and immediately change and never wear said shirt again. Why do we want to be so much like other people then?! Why doesn't that thought give us the same reaction as the shirt? We were made different for a reason. Embrace it. Rejoice in it. Throw a party about it!! I can just see that now lol. "So whats this great party for?" "It's because I am SO glad I don't look like you!" Lets not be rude now children. Just wake up with a smile on your face because you are different. You are that awesome outfit everyone is like OMG where did you get that?! Spread the word. Spread the joy.

Obligatory Valentines Post

I have no Valentine. So I picked my dog! :) sometimes I am just in awe of my lameness but its cool whatever. My dog is soft and fuzzy and when you let him loose in a field of animals he herds them. He also herds small children. He likes popsicles, sandwiches, cheese, and apples. He doesn't like strawberries or watermelon which is too bad watchig him tackle a slice of watermelon would be funny. He knows when I am mad at him because he scrunches up in a ball on his rug in the laundry room. He likes to play fetch and go on runs with me. Basically we are perfect for eachother and stuff so all you people should be jealous that you don't have a Valentine like mine :)

I Try So Hard!

I feel like I try so dang hard and get absolutely nowhere. Kinda like when I swim (fyi I suck at swimming I can lay on the bottom of the pool no sweat) I workout and I am dripping sweat and trying so hard my face scrunches up and I am trying my hardest but I seem to be making little progress. It's discouraging :/ also I try so hard in math and I don't understand. Please don't ever ask me to do your taxes I will utterly fail. Trust in turbo tax or a certified accountant. I also never know whats going on in art. Like we have quizzes on the topics we are working  on in the class and I somehow never know what the topics are and always study the wrong thing. I also can not do the project we are working on. I DO NOT PAINT PEOPLE!! I hope it goes well I haven't started painting it yet hopefully all goes as planned. And English we talk about these papers we are supposed to work on or whatever and its all just so obscure that I just kind of write it and hope for the best that I am hitting the mark. Nutrition is stinking easy thank goodness. That class makes me feel like a genius because I know a lot about nutrition. I also made some vegan peanut butter cookies because I am trying to be healthier and junk because eating a bunch of pretzels with carmel kisses melted on top of them for dinner with your roomie kind of makes you feel like crap. Thats probably why my working out is getting me nowhere. How am I supposed to be babe status in my swimsuit this summer?! I also realized what my dream job is today I want to either be an aerobics or crossfit instructor. I feel like those would be super awesome. I would workout for my job so I workout and make money. That's like a dream come true! Except I can't do planks worth crap so once I can do that I will be good to go :)