Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Catch Up

Let me catch you up on where my life is at right now. Prepare for bullets!


  • I love pork chops. Especially the ones out of the crock pot.
  • I like green beans now! Just not the canned kind. Those are still sick.
  • I read my BoM for 30 minutes every day! It is seriously changing my life.
  • I also go to Crossfit just about everyday and I am embracing the burpees/suicides. 
  • I can do boy push-ups now! Holler back on that one because my upper body strength is seriously lacking.
  • I went through the temple! It's super awesome. I try to go at least once every 2 weeks.
  • I went out with the sister missionaries once it was awesome they are REALLY nice.
  • I have been shopping a TON for my mission. I love shopping though :) I also still need a purse. That has been hard. Because you want a cute nice one but you want one that if a robber guy tried mugging you, you wouldn't think oh %$@! no! Not my Michael Kors bag! And then proceed to bludgeon the poor sucker because he obviously did not know what he was getting into trying to take your purse. Seriously though I really hope nobody tries to mug me because either I will freak out and cry, or go all miss congeniality on him.
  • Now that I don't really go anywhere all day I actually get dressed and do my hair. Weird right?
  • I took my dog to the vet for the first time a few weeks ago. He is like me and is totally a champ at getting shots :)
And that's pretty much it. I am way excited to go on my mission :)

Friday, January 4, 2013

Lo and Behold.

I love using terms out of the scriptures when I am just having a normal conversation with somebody! I think it's hilarious. Nobody else probably does but I don't care lol. For example the other day my little brother ticked me off and I called him an uncircumcised jew. In the scriptures that's like pretty rude so I went for it haha! It's also pretty amazing how many scripture mastery's I have memorized or partially memorized because in seminary I NEVER passed off scripture mastery's. This will definitely come in handy on my mission I think. I have been watching the district and for those of you who don't know what that is it's part of the pre-missionary training center process. It's a show where they tape missionaries just going about their daily activities as missionaries. It's an awesome show look it up on LDS.org or mormon.org or something. It makes me excited to go to Ohio! I hope I make friends in the MTC I am really worried about that because I am kind of an introvert. Which is kind of too bad because you are never alone you are always with your companion. I like being alone sometimes. I am also worried I am too sassy. I just say sassy things and I am pretty sure I am going to have to reign that in for 18 months. That could be tricky. I have to do the dishes again today. It sucks. I have no idea how a family of four produces so many flippin' dishes on a daily basis. I probably won't be allowed to say flippin' on my mission. And I probably won't be able to say: bum, crud, stupid, idiotic, moron, loser, whiner-baby, freakin', crappage, shiznit, holly hezbulah, flippin', fetchin', scrub, and uncircumcised jew. That's a little limiting. Not to worry though I can get creative. 

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

I am Going....

I have been called to Columbus, Ohio on my mission! I leave on March 6th for the Provo MTC. I need clothes! I need to go through the temple! I need to study! I need activities to keep me busy! I need a flippin' job!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Over and Out

This semester is over and tomorrow I am out of here! I technically could have left Wednesday except for a few things. 1. Holly's surprise birthday party this afternoon that barely anybody is going to be at because they are already on their way home. Those selfish little pigs!!!! I could have left days ago but she is my best friend and there is no way I would miss this since I won't be there on her actual birthday. 2. The Christmas Bash. What is this Christmas bash you ask? Is it a party? Kind of...lol. The Christmas Bash is going on at the gym that I do Crossfit at. We are doing a Crossfit workout tonight and then you go home and fall dead asleep. Wake up in the morning finish packing up your car so you can move and stuff and then go at 9:00 in the mornin' and run a 5k, then about 11:00 do a Crossfit workout, and THEN at like 12:00ish you do another workout. After all that goodness you just go get in your car and you drive home for an hour and a half and then when you try and get out of your car you fall on your face because you are all stiff and sore as heck. Because of these two factors I was unable to come home early. Also my mission call has not arrived at my house so I have absolutely no reason to even go home. That sounds rude. I do have reason to go home like my dog and my family but lets be real for a sec mission call trumps pretty much everything else on the importance scale right now. To bad that dang thing hasn't come in the mail but I do know for a fact that it has been assigned so somebody knows where I am going but that person isn't me. I hope I get it before Christmas! That is all.

Monday, December 10, 2012

It's like Christmas!

Dudes. I should be getting my mission call sometime this week. Can I get an amen?! Seriously took so long to get it in I can not even wait! And then I will be going through the temple next Saturday with my cousin who s going to Argentina Buenos Aries South! I am dying here people. Too bad its finals week and I need to focus and study. That has been hard I tell you what! Nest time you hear from me I will know where I am going!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Death Week

It's death week here at school! Doesn't that just sound so festive?! So far I have 5 chapters of Biology homework to do. Two tests to study for. A podcast to record. And a partridge in a pear tree! I also am babysitting in the nursery tonight. I am running a 5k this weekend. I am hopefully still going with my cousin so she can open her mission call on Wednesday. My podcast may slightly interfere with that but I dearly hope that it will not. I am just a teeny bit stressed trying to fit in all this stuff. I am not even busy during the day it's just like everything happens at night all the time and then I go to bed late and then I am so tired in the morning I just want to sleep in forever and then I kinda do so when I go to bed I am not tired. It is a vicious cycle. Happy Dead Week to all and to all a good finals week!

Monday, November 26, 2012

I'm SICK

I didn't get a flu shot. I didn't think it would even matter because I literally have not been sick since last year. That's like 11 months people so I thought I was pretty solid. Negatory!!! I have a sore throat a stuffy nose and my ears feel all weird like itchy like I might be on the verge of a earache and I have been swilling tea and drinking water like nobodies freakin' business! Then you just have that really bad day where you feel like you have been to h*** and back and hit by a truck on the way. Where you constantly have to blow your nose so it gets super raw and hurts so bad. That is the worst. I am all achy like an arthritic 90 year old hunchback woman. But on the bright side I can still sort of smell stuff! I could taste the orange I ate so that was nice :) And my nice roommate got me a cinnamon roll this morning she is too good to me! I am hopefully getting my first mission interview tomorrow so that will be nice to FINALLY get that going. Best of luck! Get a flu shot! You aren't invincible! Don't be dumb like me!!!!